Saturday, January 17, 2009

Dating on Your Level (For Men)


A lady friend of mine, an extremely beautiful girl with a body that most women can only dream of having, brought something to my attention. Men of all ages and types hit on her, no matter how ugly, broke, or completely beneath her they are. I can, and have, dated women like her, but that is only because I am so freakishly handsome and maintain a certain level of cash. Confidence is not enough to win over a woman, you must be able to show her that you deserve her. In order to get women, you need to stop thinking in terms of whether or not a girl is your type, and start thinking of whether or not you are on their level. To get the best girls you must have money, looks, or a good combination of the two.

It is common knowledge that money equals women. With enough money even the Elephant Man would have died married with a woman or two on the side. It is the one thing that women will consider above everything else. They love men with money and love to be pampered. They want you to buy them things and you’ll have to buy a lot of it (not all of it) or they’ll go find someone who will. Now, to the uneducated man it may seem like all women are prostitutes, but remember that they aren’t, but they kind of are.

If you are not lucky enough to be weighted down by extra cash, you must be extremely handsome. Extremely. You can be broke and have the IQ of a brick, but girls love a handsome face. Handsome, not pretty. No woman wants a man who is prettier than her, it might come across as gay. To get the best girls you cannot wear wife-beaters in public, must take showers, wear deodorant, have a haircut, and have a damn good-looking face. If you have a gut, you are not extremely handsome. Likewise if you’re shorter than your target lady. You just aren’t. Get over it.

Most men aren’t fortunate enough to have a excessive amounts of either money or looks, but rather have a mix of the two. You must figure out what your particular mix adds up to then decide on what kind of woman might be on your level. If you have decent looks, but work at McDonald’s, you will need a girl who is easily impressed; she likes the fact that your house doesn’t have wheels on it and that your electronics still have serial numbers on them. Or if you are ugly or perhaps prematurely bald, but make a lot of cash, you need to find either a girl who is equally ugly or who has low self-esteem. In fact, all men should be searching for women with low self-esteem. If you tell them that they are pretty and buy them a cheeseburger they’ll probably put out before noon. Just don’t tell her that you love her because you may create a clinger, and nobody wants that.

So guys, the next time you enter a club and see that perfect ten on the dance floor, stop and think. Are you on her level? Probably not. The fat girl in the corner watching her friends’ purses is probably more your speed. If you feel that you can do better, find the girl with low self-esteem. She thinks that she and the fat girl are on the same level. Abandon type and think level. I hope you learned something today.

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